The Classiness that is Rascal Flatts

So, I was walking to a friend's house today to get ready to partake in some free beer (yes, always a great life decision) when I ran right smack into a big old mess of trashy folks.  That's right! The Rascal Flatts concert is tonight, and all those interesting people from the burbs invade our classy Wrigleyville area.  I have never seen so many plaid shirts, short jean skirts, cowboy hats, and boots (just think Jessica Simpson's flirtation with country music).  Needless to say I was terrified. I quickly ran to my friend's house and prayed for her to save me. There were people walking down the street who actually looked pregnant smoking!! Maybe she wasn't pregnant, maybe she was and smoked anyway, with these people who could tell.  Please, go back to Aurora and have a nice night. I like my neighborhood the way it is.

Hotness Thursday

I'm watching "Spiderman 2" and was reminded that I missed Hotness Thursday this week. Why was I reminded? Because of James Franco.

James Franco is absolutley hot in basically every role he plays, including "Milk" and "Pineapple Express." He's also an incredibly talented actor.

Enjoy.

Things that I Love Right Now

The Boston Celtics:

I don't really do basketball until playoff time, but when it happens I break out my Boston allegiance.  Love the defending champs, even without KG.

Spring and Summertime Clothing:

One of my favorite designers is Alice and Olivia and they make the cutest dresses.  If you buy me this then you'll be my friend forever.

Retro Songs:

I have been seriously rocking out to the vocal stylings of Mandy Moore's "Candy" and Willa Ford's "I Wanna Be Bad."  

You're Not Fancy!

The effing swine flu may ruin my trip to Mexico at the beginning of June.  Really, what is so scary about the swine flu?  You have to take meds?  It really sounds like the regular flu to me, but we shall see.

Mexican pigs....You're Not Fancy!

This is Unacceptable!

Why have I not seen 17 Again yet? This is total crap! I was waiting so long for it to come out, and now I haven't even seen it. I even had a ZEFRON party the night he hosted SNL! I need to see this movie sometime this weekend. Bet on it.

What a Weekend

As the dumbasses in this picture show, it's Cubs/Cards weekend here in Chicago.  So far, the series is tied 1-1.  The ladies and I will be in attendance tomorrow, and I'm sure shenanigans will ensue!

Belated Hotness Thursday!!

Zac Efron. No words necessary.