Showing posts with label You're Not Fancy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You're Not Fancy. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

You're Not Fancy!

The effing swine flu may ruin my trip to Mexico at the beginning of June.  Really, what is so scary about the swine flu?  You have to take meds?  It really sounds like the regular flu to me, but we shall see.

Mexican pigs....You're Not Fancy!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

You're Not Fancy!


Velour Track Suits. I blame J.Lo.
You're Not Fancy!!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

You're Not Fancy

The Snuggie. Enough said.

You're Not Fancy.

Friday, February 13, 2009

You're Not Fancy: Sickness


My current sickness has me sounding like a 78 year old chain smoker. Sickness: You're Not Fancy!!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

You're Not fancy!



First off, control freaks ... seriously, sad stories. Their just seeking perfectionism because they don't have good self-esteem. Too bad you need to pull the pole out of your ass.









Secondly, leggings... Leggings are not pants!!! No one wants to see your ass in spandex pants. And no, I'm not jealous- I refuse to wear leggings and crocs. Crocs are a plastic shoe that is not any cooler than jellies. Jellies are far cooler, but not approp for 2009. Get it together people.






So in the end... if you are a brown nosing, legging wearer, croc wearer... YOU ARE NOT FANCY! The end.

You're Not Fancy


Tanorexia.


It's an epidemic. Please, just say no!