Let's Get Naked and Talk Creepily About Kids That Technically Don't Belong to Us

Gisele Bundchen has decided to get naked for Vanity Fair and talk about her relationship with the man who was supposed to marry me and his kid.  

Gisele discusses the rough patch she and Tom went through when his ex, Bridget Moynahan,publicly announced that she was with child.  She also discusses how she feels that John Edward Thomas Moynahan is her son.  I'm sure Bridget is all too thrilled with his news, considering how she dated Tom for several years only to be left pregnant and alone, while Tom fancied around with Gisele and married her in half the time.  Amazing!