The Classiness that is Rascal Flatts

So, I was walking to a friend's house today to get ready to partake in some free beer (yes, always a great life decision) when I ran right smack into a big old mess of trashy folks.  That's right! The Rascal Flatts concert is tonight, and all those interesting people from the burbs invade our classy Wrigleyville area.  I have never seen so many plaid shirts, short jean skirts, cowboy hats, and boots (just think Jessica Simpson's flirtation with country music).  Needless to say I was terrified. I quickly ran to my friend's house and prayed for her to save me. There were people walking down the street who actually looked pregnant smoking!! Maybe she wasn't pregnant, maybe she was and smoked anyway, with these people who could tell.  Please, go back to Aurora and have a nice night. I like my neighborhood the way it is.

Hotness Thursday

I'm watching "Spiderman 2" and was reminded that I missed Hotness Thursday this week. Why was I reminded? Because of James Franco.

James Franco is absolutley hot in basically every role he plays, including "Milk" and "Pineapple Express." He's also an incredibly talented actor.

Enjoy.

Things that I Love Right Now

The Boston Celtics:

I don't really do basketball until playoff time, but when it happens I break out my Boston allegiance.  Love the defending champs, even without KG.

Spring and Summertime Clothing:

One of my favorite designers is Alice and Olivia and they make the cutest dresses.  If you buy me this then you'll be my friend forever.

Retro Songs:

I have been seriously rocking out to the vocal stylings of Mandy Moore's "Candy" and Willa Ford's "I Wanna Be Bad."  

You're Not Fancy!

The effing swine flu may ruin my trip to Mexico at the beginning of June.  Really, what is so scary about the swine flu?  You have to take meds?  It really sounds like the regular flu to me, but we shall see.

Mexican pigs....You're Not Fancy!

This is Unacceptable!

Why have I not seen 17 Again yet? This is total crap! I was waiting so long for it to come out, and now I haven't even seen it. I even had a ZEFRON party the night he hosted SNL! I need to see this movie sometime this weekend. Bet on it.

What a Weekend

As the dumbasses in this picture show, it's Cubs/Cards weekend here in Chicago.  So far, the series is tied 1-1.  The ladies and I will be in attendance tomorrow, and I'm sure shenanigans will ensue!

Belated Hotness Thursday!!

Zac Efron. No words necessary.

Bitches, Man.

Apparently, Leann Rimes is staging some kind of career comback. She starred in a Lifetime movie, had a fake affair for publicity, is having trouble with her gay husband, and is releasing a new album. She was on the Today show today (and we know I watch religiously) where she was asked about that "affair." Direct quote from Leann:

"I think people are fascinated with my personal life."

You wish, bitch.

Bitches, man.

Lonely

I just saw that I'm the only one to post in the last 2 weeks. This rogue robot misses her struggling friends.

Hotness Thursday!!

There are no words for my Felicity obsession. One of the main reasons for said obsession: Ben Covington, aka Scott Speedman.

Scott is amazing as the completely adorable Ben Covington as he wins Felicity's heart. The first season finale is by far my absolute favorite. Not to mention the second half of season 2.

And he was still hot while Ashley was screaming her lungs out during "The Strangers." Swoon.

Just Friends?

Can men and women just be friends? It's the age old question that I find myself struggling with these days.  Even Rabbis are getting in on the debate on Oprah and friends.

There's the obvious answer: men and women cannot just be friends if there is underlying sexual tension.  This worries me.  I have one male friend where there may or may not be underlying sexual tension (usually on nights when my memory tends to get hazy, if you know what I mean).  Is there always sexual tension?

My answer is that yes, it is possible to be "just friends."  I have several male friends who are only friends, and will only be friends.  Women and men should be friends.  There's so much to learn about one another.  In fact, I tend to like hanging with the guys more so than the girls.  

Yay?

April is among us, so let's get to it. Especially if that pesky half-marathon is looming.

Let's Get Naked and Talk Creepily About Kids That Technically Don't Belong to Us

Gisele Bundchen has decided to get naked for Vanity Fair and talk about her relationship with the man who was supposed to marry me and his kid.  

Gisele discusses the rough patch she and Tom went through when his ex, Bridget Moynahan,publicly announced that she was with child.  She also discusses how she feels that John Edward Thomas Moynahan is her son.  I'm sure Bridget is all too thrilled with his news, considering how she dated Tom for several years only to be left pregnant and alone, while Tom fancied around with Gisele and married her in half the time.  Amazing!

Hotness Thursday!

For your viewing pleasure: Paul Rudd

I watched "Role Models" this past weekend and fell in love! Hilarious movie.  Charming and cute man.
Paul has come a long way from his Clueless days, where he is still adorable.  And dude grew up in Overland Park, KS, although I have to look past the fact that he went to KU.  Hey, everyone makes mistakes!  Love ya.

Sweet Sixteen!!!!

Tomorrow, bitches!!

Mean Girl?

So, on Sunday, I'm at the Spread, minding my own, when I saw something funny on T.V. One of my guy friends then said something along the lines of "Oh, who are you talking about now?" I was shocked. Am I always talking about someone. Am I a "mean girl"?

Immediately I decided not to say anything bad about another person. I probably didn't last an hour. If I didn't "talk" about someone, I definitely laughed at something stupid someone did during the game.

What does it mean when girls talk about people behind their backs, mainly each other. Should we be concerned? What does talking about someone have to do with us?


Let's be honest, I'm really not going to stop (otherwise, what would be the point of this blog?) I'm not a mean "mean girl". I'm no Regina George. Maybe a little Cady Heron, though.

Hotness Thursday!!

Since I missed last weeks Hotness Thursday, you get a double dose of hotness this week. First up is Hines Ward of the Pittsburgh Steelers.  He's always so happy when his team does well, and he cried when they won the Super Bowl.  And how cute is Baby Hines above??? Adorable.  We will be set up at Roxanne and Ben's wedding.
Next up is the hotness that is Dave Annable from Brothers and Sisters.
There really are no words to describe him.  He's all cute and crooked smile.  And does an amazing job playing at addict-war vet who fell in love with his once supposed half-sister.
Swoon.

WAG Wednesday: Melanie Slade

Today's WAG is Melanie Slade, girlfriend of Arsenal's Theo Walcott.
They are really lamby and cute together. Melanie is very down to earth and seems like a really nice girl in interviews. She called Colleen Rooney stuck up or stand-offish (I can't remember, and it's late) because of the way Mel was treated during the English WAG Baden-Baden antics of World Cup 2006. Melanie is also apparently going to play one of Hermione's friends at a Quidditch match in the seventh Harry Potter movie, which is random, but she is somehow related to a producer. All in all, they are a very classy and low-key couple. Melanie and Theo stay out of the tabloids for the most part, and some WAGs/footballers could take a lesson from that, COLLEEN AND WAYNE.

You're Not Fancy!

Velour Track Suits. I blame J.Lo.

You're Not Fancy!!

Happy St. Paddy's!

Be safe and don't act like a rogue robot!