Today's WAG is Cheryl Cole, even though Cheryl is always like, "I'm not a WAG because I actually work!" but whatever, she is a WAG and it's fine. We are birthday buddies, although she is one year older than me. Cheryl is also in the best band in the world, Girls Aloud, who were formed on Popstars: The Rivals in 2003. Cheryl has had some probs with the law, and allegedly beat a bathroom attendant up or something. It's all very chavvy and everyone kind of conveniently forgets about it now. Whatever.
Cheryl's husband is Ashley Cole, who plays for Chelsea and is an epic wanker. Last year, Ashley cheated on Cheryl with some chavvy hairdresser girl, and Cheryl was all tragically swanning around in the tabloids being all like, "I hope you enjoy the designer bag you bought with the money you got from selling your story to the tabloids." Cheryl has now emerged as Britain's Sweetheart because she is a judge on The X Factor and in the amazing Girls Aloud. Everyone still hates Ashley for the Chelsea/Arsenal shenanigans of 2006 and also for cheating on Cheryl. Cheryl can be found on the cover of February's British Vogue.
I want her hair:
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